Godspeed, Discovery: your final mission to the ISS to restock and retrieve trash from the station. We will retire you to the National Museum, where you will educate and inspire busboys for generations to come.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Here Here!
Parliament cannot enact legislation without the Lord High Busser present. They can, however, hold debate if his Golden Tub is present in the chamber.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Gender Inequity
Even in the year 2011 it's hard for busgirls to shatter that glass tub and get what they deserve: the best shifts and equal tipshare.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Warriors, Come Out and Playay!
Emperor Shi Huangdi was buried along with eight thousand terracotta statues--his busboy army to protect and clean up after him in the afterlife.
Seen here: (note the empty hands where their wooden bustubs and straw brooms have long since deteriorated)
Seen here: (note the empty hands where their wooden bustubs and straw brooms have long since deteriorated)
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Welcome to the Machine
Bolstered by the success of Watson on Jeopardy, IBM are moving forward on their ultimate goal, the "Holy Grail":
Robot Busser.
Robot Busser.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Historicity Channel
Tune in to American Auction Boss tonight to see a collection of miniature bustubs and lobby brooms from the Xiang Dynasty.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Die Meisterbusser
In Wagner's original libretto, the Busboy's Chorus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQEqbYnebo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQEqbYnebo&feature=related
Tub Luv
Happy Valentine's Day to busboys and busgirls everywhere! Valentine's commemorates the day Saint Valentine--a 4th Degree Green Tub busboy--brought a tub of pig hearts to a starving village, who for whatever reason were expecting chocolates.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Twilight of the Busboys
In early drafts, Stephenie Meyer made Edward and his kind an ancient cult of bloodthirsty busboys. Her editor didn’t want to upset the wrong people.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Grand Canyon
Native Americans called the Grand Canyon wehbuhtuhbeh, which translates to world tub, which they believed cleared the feast shared by the sky moth and the earth badger.
Monday, February 7, 2011
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